Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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