All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
