I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
