Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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