i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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