Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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