The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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