dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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