why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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