I wanna bring you to show and tell
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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