ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My ass is underappreciated
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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