You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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