i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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