you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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