Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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