"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
where are my eyebrows?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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