yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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