Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
