worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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