he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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