i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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