She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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