Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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