R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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