shes about as inviting as chlamydia
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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