Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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