I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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