..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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