What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
false alarm, still single
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