Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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