walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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