Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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