Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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