I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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