In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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