she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It's never too late to be topless.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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