i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Im part way to drunk.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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