spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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