I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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