Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
