You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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