This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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