I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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