THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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