Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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