Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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