Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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