is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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