The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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