I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Bring me that man meat
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
This can only be settled by a dance off.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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