No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Drake has all the answers
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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