I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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