I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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