That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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