We named our party play list daddy issues
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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