Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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